Living in the Leaves

My monstera deliciosa is currently trying to eat my living room lamp, but I have found the perfect outfit for untangling vines. I recently picked up the SUUKSESS 2 piece lounge set from Amazon for thirty dollars.

It is essentially a wearable cloud. The V neck crop top is breathable, which is essential because the humidity levels in my apartment are basically a tropical rainforest at this point.

I do not recommend wearing anything fussy when you are repotting a temperamental fern. This fabric moves with you, not against you, so I can lean over a tray of seedlings without feeling constricted.

It is minimalist, soft, and remarkably durable against rogue potting soil. It honestly feels like being swaddled in moss.

If you need a uniform for plant care or just want to nap near your succulents, this is the one. My spiders seem to approve of the aesthetic, as they have already woven a tiny web near my left sleeve.

It is a win for me and a win for the local arachnids.